In this memorable movie, the character Brick Top delivers this discourse:
"
And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because
it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now
is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got
to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body
will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your
victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion.
You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go
sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like
butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting,
so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body
that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single
pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the
expression, "as greedy as a pig"."
I was never sure whether this was believable but apparently it was spot on, as they say.
So, I don't need the kiln after all!
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